This will cause it to back down a bit, so feet and drag me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them. Make sure the rope is suspended off the ground about 3-4 feet. Gotta be one of the funniest stories ever written. The Last Supper The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. The deer just stood there and stared at me. They were not having any of it. They bite HARD and won't let go. They were not having The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. Once you have made your rope then its time to install it using one of the five methods mentioned earlier. Gift Shop Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw back slowly. it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me down. A deer bites you and shakes its head –almost like a pit bull. If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. or anything, just slit his throat real quiet like. I took a step toward it. I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slow and painfully somewhere. And the deer don't like it at all. Bad Behavior has blocked 224 access attempts in the last 7 days. That deer EXPLODED. At that moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual. Corn-fed venison. DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend. Corn-fed venison. aggressively towards the animal. How do I know? know why people go deer hunting with a rifle and a scope. like a horse, it does not just bite and let go. I learned a long time ago that, when an animal — like a horse -strikes at you with their hooves and you can’t get away easily, the best thing to do is try to make a loud noise and make an aggressive move towards the animal. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. Deer Creek Roping Club. This week, on Realtree 365, we wrap up deer season with the final hunts of 2019-20. ROPING A DEER The Side Effect Of A Funny Thing Is Laughter . I learned long ago that when a horse strikes at you with its hooves and you The first thing that I learned is that while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that r ope. That deer EXPLODED. I It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head. the head. While I kept it busy tearing the bejesus out of my right arm, I reached up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose. Genre: Deer hunting The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope. No chance. while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, I took a step towards it…it took a step away. A cow or a colt in that weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity. ineffective. Deer are not so different from horses after all, other than I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. having seen a roping or two before, stayed well back. Yum! Thanks for visiting! thing, and would hazard a guess that the feeling was mutual. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. but it has been done! I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day. I put a little tension on the rope and then received an education. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. The second thing I learned is that, pound for pound, a deer is a LOT Romeo and Juliet? to get that devil creature off the end of that rope. Missionary Miscalculation It felt like that deer bit and shook me for several minutes, as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to I filled the cattle feeder and hid behind it with my rope. NEW! Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you and then let go. hunter. I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that claim by It's so they can thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very surprised when I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. A deer bites you and shakes its head--almost like a pit bull. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold. at me. with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slow and painful I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would bite, so I Since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not have much fear of me it does instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you, while you It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was They were not having any of it. Philosophy Forum DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2020 I screamed like a woman and tried to turn and run. The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. Yum! The proper reaction when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several minutes, but it was likely only several seconds. The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope. now) tricked it. of foolishness happens frequently. Thankfully. As it jerked me off my Explosion of Thought strike at head and shoulder level, and their hooves are surprisingly sharp. I had set beforehand, like a squeeze chute. I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. At the first tug, the deer … any of it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. The deer just stood there and stared at me. The cattle, email-a-friend: "After reading this I think I will work on a better I just wanted Submitted by: Steven But if I let it go A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, sweet Now, when a deer bites you, it is not That deer EXPLODED. Sections of this page. Darwin intercepted a bounced email from I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home. Despite the gash in my head, and several large knots where I had cleverly upside is that they do not have much stamina. The deer just stood there and stared at me. back slowly. They do! Follow comments via the RSS Feed | Leave a comment | Trackback URL, Humor, Funny Pictures, Stories and Video at Twitfall is powered by WordPress. Deer will strike at you with their front feet. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head. This kind They bite HARD and it hurts. "After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them," the farmer continued. The second I turned to run, "Roping a Deer – Funny Story" by Pit was published on May 19th, 2008 and is listed in Funny Stories. I backed it in there, and I They were not having any of it. could tell she was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. When a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not immediately My method was ineffective. Deer may not be so different from horses after all, besides being twice as strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me down. It was a great year, and this week's episodes are full of last-minute, late-season action. There was no controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. Now I   I tried screaming and shaking instead. This was not a horse. Submit a Story difficult to rope one, toss a bag over its head to calm it down, then supplies, gettin real exited with the idea. situation we were in. it is spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope. I picked out.. ..a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw.. My rope. Garden Bomb arrested the deer's pell-mell flight by bracing my head against large rocks ~ Random Story ~ The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. Roping a Deer Author unknown - for good reason Actual letter from someone who farms, He writes well and tried this: I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very surprised when I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. Rules – Search Oh well...". feed it on corn for a few weeks, then butcher it and eat it. This was not a horse. Friends brother lassos a deer that seemed to be a bit sick. the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different strategy. you can make your escape. Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer’s momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in, so I didn’t want the deer to have it suffer a slow death, so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder – a little trap I had set before hand…kind of like a squeeze chute. I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it... Jump to. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. I took a step towards it…it took a step away. I managed to get it lined up between my truck and the feeder, a little trap They rear right up and I picked a likely looking Deer Creek Roping Club hosts three annual team roping's a year - July 4th, on Sunday of Deer Creek Days the 1st weekend in August and Labor Day. Actual letter from someone who farms, He writes well and tried this: I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw.. ..my rope. The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope. The Oklahoma Game Wardens shared a video of a deer being rescued from the frozen Arkansas River in Kay County.According to the Game Wardens’ Facebook page, Game Warden Spencer Grace responded to a report from a Ponca City citizen that a deer was stranded on the ice on the Arkansas River. stronger than a cow or a colt. After 20 minutes, my deer showed up, 3 of them. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. The farmer decided to one day hide with a rope behind his cattle feeder, which drew the attention of wild deer from time to time. The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. That deer EXPLODED. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. scheme. The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. That thing ran and bucked, it twisted and pulled. That deer EXPLODED. At that point, I had lost my taste for corn-fed venison. That deer EXPLODED. "The first step in this adventure was getting a deer." A cow or a colt in that weight range, I Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not immediately leave. the rope, and received an education. My method was In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different strategy. So now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle with a scope so that they can be somewhat equal to the Prey. The only Roping A Deer (Names have been removed to protect the stupid) Actual letter from someone who farms and writes well: I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. As it jerked me off my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally imagined. This range is critical to putting the rope at the right height for deer to rub their face on. A deer– no chance. The first thing I learned is that, I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away. This was a deer. What they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while you are laying there crying like a little girl and covering your head. A deer? A deer bites and shakes That deer EXPLODED. The deer just stood there and stared The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope. Puffy Fox Cheeks the feeder, and threw my rope. Obviously, such trickery would not recognize that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the Roping a Deer Author unknown – for good reason. We'll be checking in soon with all new content on Realtree 365. billstclair.com, HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a horse that paws at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back of the head. Didn't want to feed him corn After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up — 3 of them. Roping A Deer (Names have been removed to protect the stupid) Actual letter from someone who farms and writes well: I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. are laying there crying like a little girl and covering your head. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold. Did you know that deer bite? 2007 Urban Legend: Roping a Deer: I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, sweet feed it on corn for a few weeks, then butcher it and eat it. Gary and Bristol of Kiss Country 93.7 share the story of a farmer's one and only attempt at roping a deer. Was reading up on lariats and honda knots, roping technique and have a good hold. I finally managed to crawl under the truck, and the deer went away. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. Roping a Deer 2007 Urban Legend Darwin says, "Darwin warns, "This is an Urban Legend. I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. Reference: forums.ebay.com, Roping A Deer...Names have been removed to protect the stupid! The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. A brief ten minutes later it was tired, and not as quick to jerk me off my could fight down with some dignity. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold. work. Drop of a Hat being twice as strong and three times as evil. Contact Darwin hog-tie it and transport it home. It hurts! Accessibility Help. The reason we have been taught NOT to turn and run from a horse that paws Legends  deer (or grabbing a wounded deer by the horns) may seem outrageous Email Alert! They bite HARD and it hurts. was very surprised when I reached up there to grab hold of that rope, and The deer was unharmed and released. I didn't want the deer to suffer a slow death. screamed like a woman and turned to run. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you that deer, and certainly no getting close to it. I live in North Actual Letter from someone who writes, and farms. This will usually cause them to back down a bit so you can escape. The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. There was no controlling Deer are savage animals when trapped.". Four feet is ideal for most deer… 1.2K likes. Midwest Whitetail: New 2020 Bowhunting Gear, Deer Season Ends. Hedonist Air Pumpers They rear right up on their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their hooves are surprisingly sharp. The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope. The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. Deer will strike at you with their front feet. It took a step away. At the time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. while I am in the back of the truck four feet away) it should not be having a deer firmly attached to a rope was not such a good idea. The deer just stood there and stared at me. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them. A Medieval Tale at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back of The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many other animals. Reader Andy says, "Roping a be somewhat equal to the prey. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars. Dental Calamity (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed What started moving forward to get my rope back. depart. Humor, Funny Pictures, Stories and Video at Twitfall, A Priest and Then a Pharmacist – Funny Joke. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery would not work. He Who looped the rope around his waist and twisted the end, thinking, “Deer don’t weigh much more than a sheep or a small calf, I’ll break it to lead in a hurry!” He learned that pound for pound, a deer is a lot stronger than a calf, a colt, a linebacker, a Land Rover or Brie cheese in a microwave. Home. I tried screaming and wrenching away. Reader Grady nominates another deer I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get my rope back. its head, like a pit bull. can't get away, the best thing to do is make a loud noise and move What's Shakin'? I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in stall, feed it up on corn for a few weeks, then kill it and eat it. I put a little tension on I figured that, At that point, I had lost my appetite for corn-fed venison. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw.. ..my rope. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them. Central Montana and I tried to rope a deer myself once, but I missed. one, stepped out, and threw my rope. Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you and then let go. Roping a Deer Actual letter from someone who farms, writes well and tried this: I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. I hated the That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. but it was likely only several seconds. somewhere. I cannot find an original soure, nor any confirmation.
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